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Puppy tires of condescending attitude
A retriever puppy from London has complained of being constantly greeted with adoring gasps and being told how sweet she is. ‘Tollie’, a Nova Scotia retriever living in Clapham claims the endless...
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Scientists finally create a dog that is just for Christmas
Parents everywhere were delighted today by the news that veterinarians have at last developed a form of the ever-popular Christmas gift, the dog, that won’t linger on into the New Year and beyond the...
View ArticleBoris goes door to door to make himself lovable again
Boris Johnson is now knocking on people’s doors throughout the UK in an attempt to win back the affection that has taken a massive dive in the past week. Members of the public have reported a blonde...
View ArticleBarron Trump resigns from the White House
Barron Trump has resigned from his White House role with immediate effect, citing ‘differences of opinion on policy’ between himself and his father. This follows the President reneging on a firm...
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